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benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

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Why the Zodiac Signs would kill you:

Aries:  You've offended their honor/ Embarrassed them
Taurus:  You tarnished someone's innocence
Gemini:  To win an argument
Cancer:  You threatened their family
Leo:  You offended their pride
Virgo:  You pissed them off
Libra:  You disturbed their peace.
Scorpio:  Revenge/ to prove their strength
Sagittarius:  You compromised their freedom
Capricorn:  For money, or to keep people they love safe
Aquarius:  Human rights/ to save the under dog
Pisces:  Because they believe it will help others/they think its right

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

why do rappers invite nicki to be on their tracks dont they know theyre just asking to be outshined

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.

fatass-mcnotits:

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out